Thursday, December 29, 2005

Little Adventures

Happy New Year everybody!! Off the beaten track so unfortunately infrequent internet access. Having a great time on the beach and heading for good back-packers' place on Lake Malawi Beach. More news soon! Joey & dave

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The restaurant at the end of the universe

Joeys new beach style

Roughing it Banda stylee...

Schools out for the summer...

Bongo Dave - Jambiani camp fire party

Tanga to Zanzibar ferry - prior to chickens....

Joey in tent - view of sea at Tiwi

Jo and Dave at the Gedi Ruins - Palace

From the Deep Blue to Dar

Hi folks, thanks for all your great messages, we love reading them. It's rather strange to hear about christmas parties going on, I'd forgotten people have those. Here, the odd shop has christmas decorations but not many and we still haven't found any mince pies - oh no! Gem, congratulations, you are the sole entrant into the 'guess that theme tune' competition and are most definitely correct (the competition was of course for you in the first place!). It is the Littlest Hobo song and we'll be singing it again tomorrow morning. But first a bit about the last week or so.... When we last wrote we were about to drive across Zanzibar from Stone Town in the west to Paje in the east. We didn't get to stop off at the forest to see the red colobus monkeys as arranged, and we didn't stay in Paje as camping is no longer allowed anywhere on the island and their rooms were too expensive. Red colobus monkeys, by the way, are indiginous only in Zanzibar, as is the Zanzibar leopard. The fellow passengers in our minibus taxi, three Americans, were heading to Jambiani, another little village on the east coast, and a place called 'The Red Monkey' so we thought we'd try our luck there. It was great so we booked for 2 nights. Our room was one of several with verandahs leading out to clean about 50 metre width of concrete walkways bordered by lovely flower beds and finally leading to steps onto the beach. Dave bought food provisions in the village and was introduce to whole families as he made his way around. I went for a much needed swim and sunbathed! The shore on the east coast shelves very shallowly so the sea goes out for miles and it means that when the tides comes back in it is so shallow it warms up to bath temperature really quickly. This is not necessarily what you need after lying in the sun. But like Tiwi Beach it means there are lots of interesting rock pools to explore, although not as much marine life as Tiwi. The next 2 days were taken up with much relaxing, eating swimming and not a lot else. At breakfast we were visited by the resident red colobus monkey so it didn't matter that we hadn't stopped off in the forest on the way. Our last night was also the last night of the Americans, Cary, Chris and Steven, and Chris' 30th birthday. The other 2 had organised a surprise for him and arranged for a group of locals, mainly children, to build a beach fire and bring their drums and have a sing song. After being invited to share their whisky we joined everyone on the beach and had a great time boogieing and singing. Dave was master bongo player, finding that it didn't matter if you ended up playing to your own rythmn as the others soon drummed at your pace! It ended up being a very late night (2am is the latest so far) and quite unfortunate timing as we needed to catch the minibus back to Stone Town the next day. Luckily the breakfasts here were the best; loads of fruit with a big pancake almost like pastry in consistency and an egg. Yum. Back in Stone Town there was an underlying vibe of aggression. I don't know why but it may have had something to do with upcoming election. Later in the week we did hear that violance had errupted in Stone Town. Luckily we were in Kendwe on the north coast by this time and enjoying a different type of sea. The beach shelved steeply and so was wonderfully deep, often with quite a swell. Lovely. We stayed in a member of staff's beach banda on our first night as the rooms were full until the following night. It was good fun as it was directly on the sand and we shared the outside shower and loo with the staff as well as a myriad of insects. On our first day we walked along the beach north to Nungwi, the more touristy part of the northern coast with lots more hotels, one very big, posh one with its own jetty restaurant, cafe and bar. Too expensive for us at over 4$ a beer. It's the most tastfully developed tourist area with all the hotels, restaurants and bars built with lots of natural materials, straw rooves etc. and the coast was beautiful all the way along. We knew that you couldn't get to Nungwi at high tide along the beach and that high tide was at 2pm. At 11am we set off (late as usual) and the sea was coming in scaringly fast so we started to head back. Then we changed our minds and decided to have an adventure, so we made a dash for it and got pretty soggy in the process but it was good fun! We bought provisions for a couple of meals as Zanzibar is the most expensive place to eat out at so far, and passed time in a local bar or 2 waiting for the tide to go out. About 5pm we tried to get back through but a few locals had already turned back so we decided to wait and I went for a long splash in the sea. We then felt brave and gave it another go (even though locals were still waiting!) and managed to get through with a few exciting quick runs. The coastline was carved up coral leaving overhangs that you had to duck under while avoiding the crabs. The following day we arranged to do 2 dives off local reefs, Dave made a delicious kidney bean casserole and we lazed around for the rest of the day. We met up with the others diving at the Scuba Do shack, kitted up and headed off on their big fast rib to our diving destination. On our way out we spotted a pod of at least 10 dolphins, taking it in turns to leap out of the water. They then turned round and headed off so we followed them a short way. They seemed really chilled just gliding along pole pole (slowly slowly) occassionally breaking the surface, so we left them to it and continued on our way. So it was already an amazing trip. The first dive was lovely, great coral, loads and loads of fish, very relaxed with loads of time to explore. At the surface we went ashore to visit a turtle sanctuary, an added bonus arranged by Tammy our dive leader and co-owner of Scuba Do. They have a big pond that it attached to the sea by a narrow channel full of older green turtles. Young ones are kept in plastic tubs until they are big enough to be transferred into the pond, when abigger one will be released into the sea. We had a lovely time hand feeding them seaweed and feeling their flippers and shells, really beautiful. The second dive was good too, but it is still my ambition to sea a turtle under water! That evening we ate out in a beach bar/restaurant and were joined by Frank and Anna, a lovely German couple who had been staying in our guest house. We had our own 'Full Moon Party' as it was a full moon. The guest house was having their own full moon party but on Saturday, when there was no full moon, which we found very amusing. It sounded like it was going to be good though with dancing and acrobats, but we had to leave on Friday. Frank and Anna, if you're reading this, please send us a review of the party and we also want to hear about your Friday dives! Hope you had a great time. On Friday we headed back to Stone Town and caught the eferry to Dar es Saalam, after a hearty lunch in Mercury's (Freddie's bar). As usual when trying to find transport/hotels/your way home, we were mobbed by touts. Each trying to out do each other in volume and a weird tout dance. This particular one was turning nasty with some serious shoving and macho displays. We had to tell them all to go away, until they calmed down. We did finally manage to find the 'manager' of one of the boats who gave us a good deal on the 'only fast boat out of Zanzibar'. Sitting in Mercurys waiting for our departure time, we did notice some other fast boats leaving in the direction of Dar... This time round the boat was pure luxury, it apparently was one of the old Portsmouth ferries. A fast cat, with TVs, air conditioning, and not a chicken in sight. The boat cruised into Dar, in the early evening, and we made our way around the various hotels, lodges, and asylums, before finding something habitable. A rather nice place actually, classified as a 'Hilton +', as it had soap as well as the loo roll. We just dumped our bags and made our way to the nearest eatery for dinner, and lemon juices. In Dar, we have been housekeeping, changing money, rehydrating, buying more shampoo (although we could not find any of our favourite 'Nice and Lovely' shampoo, must be a Kenyan thing). We have booked tickets tomorrow for the Tazara, not quite the orient express Linda and Kevin but good guess on the next transport mode. The Tazara is a once weekly train that goes from Dar to Lusaka in Zambia, although we are jumping of before then just north of Malawi, in a place called Mbeya. The train runs slowly through the villages and towns of rural Tanzania, through the Selous game reserve, and takes about 24hrs to reach Mbeya. Unfortunately the cabins are single sex, so we sleep apart tomorrow night. Dar es Salaam, is a great city. Its coastal, with wide streets, with trees and a general good vibe about the place. The streets are dirty and pot holes feet deep. But it really feels like an African city, few cars, people powered carts, small street stalls selling all manner of things, hidden bars (we found a great one last night!). The city is also one of the most modern we have seen so far, new developments everywhere. We visited the National Museum, which has the largest collection of Hominid fossils in Africa, mostly from Leakeys finds in Olduvai Gorge, and a very thought provoking cast of the earliest hominid foot prints, a pair of foot prints captured in volcanic ash around 3.5 million years ago. There was also a very good section on the slave trade, and Tanzanian history, including German East Africa and the colonialist era. Today we have been submersing ourselves in a different culture, that of Harry and his friends at Hogwarts...a great film once again, and we have wound ourselves up in an excited frenzy looking forward to the Narnia film, being released here on Xmas eve. Hopefully Malawi has a cinema. If we dont manage to find another internet cafe before xmas, have a "Very Merry Christmas One And All!". We are expecting our xmas to be chilled, possibly off the beaten track on the Tanzanian side of Lake Malawi (Lake Nyasa). We are now off to search for those elusive mince pies. Lots of love Jo and Dave xxx. Martin/Chris thanks for the update on the Xmas bash, but lets hear the juicy goss. Smudge you'll be pleased to know it was 3kts not 5kts, as we found out from another skipper. Tray and Tarel, lets keep the love going with the cats. Make sure Mittens gets her share of the turkey.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Dave fishing off Manda Island

Joey in pool on Lamu

Joey on a slippery slope to ...

A Gorilla

Sundowners and Spice and all things nice!

Welcome, mind travellers, to our next installment. So back to Tanga. I forgot to mention that during our matatu journey from hell to reach this city our fellow female travellers were positively grinning at me throughout their experience, which was a much less comfortable one than ours, although I don't think Dave noticed otherwise he may have enjoyed it more too! Once in Tanga we pretended we were prepared to walk to our hotel of choice 'Ocean Breeze' (which we were most certainly not) and ended up paying local taxi prices which was good. We settled into our nice, big, comfy hotel with sea view and cheaper than Kenya and after showering had a beer in the bar downstairs. At this point it's worth mentioning how to grade a hotel/guest house on arrival. A good hotel has running water and it's quality if it's got a fan and a net too. But you know you've found the Hilton if it provides loo roll (this was a Hilton AND we were given soap). Went for a stroll to find food as we hadn't eaten all day but everywhere except a bar was closed, so we had another beer instead! Feeling nicely mellow we chatted to some very friendly Tangalites and after establishing that they were Arsenal and Liverpool supporters, inofrmaed them that I was an Arsenal supporter and Dave a Spurs supporter, neither of which was true (but has become so for the duration of travels) but it keeps the converstaion going! They recommended the swimming club restaurant for food so we set off for a stroll. Twenty minutes or so later, and almost fainting with hunger, we found the 50s style lido type building, although without a lido but right on the seafront. A most pleasant setting so we paid the 25 pence non-member entrance fee each and relaxed with a beer. I had an absolutely enormous and delicious veggie curry with paneer and rice and naan bread and Dave enjoyed his chicken pili pili (chilli) and chips. We've decided that chucks are always free range round these parts so Dave's happy to eat them. Feeling hugely stuffed we walked back and felt slightly less uncomfortable on arival at the hotel. After avery heavy night's kip, Dave awoke to find two large dead cockroaches and put them on the balcony (he knew they were dead he told me because they were lying on their backs with their legs in the air - I had to agree on hearing this). We ate probably our least substantial breakfast so far (two pieces of bread with jam and a banana and coffee) and headed out for a fun trip to the market. Just outside our hotel was quite a big under-cover market with lots of meat at one end and loads of fruit, veg and spices at the other and chickens running round at your feet (always free range). We stocked up with fruit and veg and headed to the expensive (mzungu and rich people) supermarket for coconut cream powder, Tanzanian Firewater (Konyagi (similar to gin) and mango juice and red wine (our first bottle since arriving in Africa as it's been too expensive up until now). Now well-stocked up (including a hunting knife Dave decided was essential) we dropped supplies at the room and continued our explorations. Tanga is a revelation in terms of African cities (a town really) with German architecture in relatively good condition and really wide spacious roads. Most noticeable is the lack of people, making Tanga avery peaceful place. We found an old man making Zanzibar pizzas which is a chipati filled with either veg or meat folded up and fried, so we had one each and sat by the roadside to eat them. Very mellow. Meanwhile Dave's beard is coming on a treat. Uncle David - any advice or handy tips on beard care for men would be most appreciated! He is now able to make funny, rythmnic facial expressions and it looks like there's a very fat dancing caterpillar on his top lip. The next day we found a bank, bought ferry tickets to Zanzibar via Pemba Island on an overnight ferry and I had an internet session leaving Dave to go back to room. On my return I was greeted by wonderful aromas coming from the balcony and found Dave making a delicious curry with our market ingredients. Yum yum. We'd eaten lots of the fruit the day before. We are certainly not going hungry. Tuesday 6th December (the start of a journey never to be repeated) - We boarded the ferry at 8am, although Dave insists it wasn't a ferry it was a cargo ship, and it left at 10 prompt. Good so far. We had been pushed into what was probably 1st class, an area off the main passenger deck, seaprated by a 3 ft gate. It gradually became obvoius that first class was not exclusive and we had the same amount of space as everyone else. Fine so far, we weren't really cramped or anything but you really had to fight to keep your space. Africans don't have a concept of personal space and my neighbour was happy to use my feet as a pillow for a while. This ferry had to be the slowest sea-going vessel we've sailed on and the heat inside is just made bearable by strategically placed electric fans. People were stretched everywhere, so there was little space to stretch your legs without causing a commotion. On arriving in Pemba 6 hours later (for roughly a 30km journey), we decided to find somewhere to eat. Paranoia set in as we couldn't bear the thought of carrying our rucksacks onto shore (we'd been told it was akm or so to a cafe) we set about transferring all valuables into our daysack while trying to lose the touts who had found us on board. Along the walk into Wete (main port town) I couldn't help but think we'd come across children wearing various items of our clothing! Eventually we found a little cafe with a really tasty, and I can now say hygenically cooked, meal of rice, beans and spinach. Dave passed and settled for a sprite. Wete is not somewhere either of us would wish to return to, very run down. We made it back to our seats to find bags intact. Nothing to worry about (but it's hard not to when you've seen little urchins running round the boat curiously peering into open bags). We have noticed the litter problem along our travels (I think we've mentioned this already) but nothing like the ferry cleaners. A little boy had just laughed at me as I stood over the railing waiting for the cargo to be unloaded and then swiftly threw his paper plate into the sea. I gave him a dissapproving look as he took his sister's and was about to do the same. His mum returned and he didn't throw it. I walked round the corner to see all the litter (loads of it) that had been swept into piles being thrown over the side - horrifying. I'm going to write a letter to the Zanzibar authorities. During the night we managed a few hours of hot sweaty sleep (only because we now had 1st class to ourselves) with children crying, hens clucking, cocks a-cock-a-doodle-dooing, men arguing and Dave chasing cockroaches and left the port at about 5.30am headed for Zanzibar. This bit was probably the hardest because it just never seemed to end (made worse by the stifling heat, the noise, the smells - the mens' loo was underneath us - nice. I had already dabbed copious amounts of Dave's mini Ted Baker after shave on my upper lip). Once land was spotted I couldn't help looking at my watch. By now we had been joined by another lady who was the proud owner of 2 cockrels tightly wrapped in plastic carrier bags, feet firmly tied together, poor things. They would be still for most of the, occassionally going mad trying to walk and making a racket. By the end of the journey we also had rather a lot of chicken poo at our feet. But hooray, finally at last we arrive on Zanzibar, lovely, lovely island (and to be honest it could have been the Isle of Dogs and we'd have been just as happy) and found the Flamingo Guest House (back in the Hilton). The buildings are arabesque with huge wooden doors studded with spikes to prevent the war elephants from India knocking the doors down. Stone Town is really old, with lots of narrow lanes. Even Dave's usually wonderfully accurate inner Radar has gone to pot here. Mine's rubbish in the Brighton Lanes - this is about 10 times more confusing! The wealth evident in the decoration of the buildings came from the slave trade. We showered (much needed) and headed for the Africa House Hotel, recommended by Andy and Cheryl and our book for sundowners. It was fantastic. As Dave said, in the glorious setting waiting for the spectacle of the sunset, it was just like being in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! Albeit without the talking pig. My passion fruit Margarita went down a treat. After dark we wandered along to the Forodhani Gardens along the seafront to the night food market. Lots of stalls selling fish and meat kebabs, spicey potato balls, samosas, chipatis, octopus legs, squid,lobster - a great buzzing atmosphere (once you'd got through the stall-holders telling you their neighbour's fish was at least a week old). We managed to stuff our faces for about 3 dollars between us. Stayed awake long enough to make it back to the Flamingo and slept extremely well. A general notice - on our return we are going to need to buy a car as our's blew up shortly before leaving. So if anyone knows of a good del nearer to the end of April we'd love to hear from you. We're talking very cheap but unlikely to break down! Tracy and Tarela - if you'e wanting a change, we'll have yours!! Steve, the car you gave us broke, can we have a new one please. We ate at the Forodhani Gardens again last night but, not wanting to push our luck, we think tonight we'll splash out in restaurant tonight. Maybe the one you recommended Gem, Monsoon, or maybe Mercury's named in honour of Freddie who was born here. We're off to Paje on the east coast tomorrow to find a campsite that's advertising abeach party in the evening. Hopefully via a forest in the centre of the island with a friendly troop of Colobus monkeys!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

A Tango in Tanga

Firstly, I would like to apologise for a lack of piccies. All the internet, and indeed TV, in Africa is satellite based. So when adding pictures which take a few minutes to upload we invariably lose contact and we waste time and money uploading them. So no more piccies until we hit a major city. When we left you last we had arranged a trip snorkelling around Watamu, in the National Marine Park. Luckily we had bumped into the skipper of the boat and managed to haggle a price without the middle men. Although the coral was mostly dead, beginning to recover, the fish were great. Lots and lots of very colourful fish, including lion fish, parrot fish, zebra fish and angel fish. There were 2 germans and 3 english people on our boat despite the whole resort seeming to be italian. Afterwards we went to the Mapango beach restaurant for a lovelly tuna and advocado salad. Magnificent view overlooking the 'Blue Lagoon'. The next morning we tried to get up early to avoid the heat. Failed. Luckily we have a fan in the room, with resident lizard. Its only around 2cm long, and really cute. We then got a matatu to the Gedi ruins, a 13th century city, in the middle of the coastal jungle. No-one is sure what happened to people there, but the site is very atmospheric, with the earliest mosque known in Africa. It was our first time in a mosque! There was found here chinese coins and pottery, and portugese coins, indicating this place had quite a bit of contact with the outside world, which probably was the cause of their demise. Close to the ruins is a butterfly conservation centre. It was set up both to conserve species and to help the local communities make a living without having to encroach to much on the rain forest. We saw lots of lovely butterflies and cages with hundreds of pupae, some hatching. We took some rather tasty photos which we will enter into the bbc wildlife photographer of the year competition, along with our lions and cheetahs and gorillas and eleflumps. After visiting Mama Lucys we stocked up on some supplies including fresh veg and rice, and can now make our own tasty meals on our trangia again. We spent a pleasant evening cooking on the doorstep of our room overlooking Villa Veronicas lovely garden. We bought our first phone card earlier in the day and Dave phoned his Nan to wish her a happy birthday and Jo phoned her Nan to say Hi. Hopefully this should have taken us to Wednesday 30th November. So we made beans on toast to start us on our next travels. Everytime we move now, Jo and I can't help but to break out into song: Theres a voice that keeps on calling me, down the road, thats where i want to be. Everystep i take i make a new friend, can't stay for long, just turn around, and i am gone again Maybe tomorrow i'll want to settle down, until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on, until tomorrow the whole world is my home Prizes for where this song came from. A couple of matatus, a ferry and a taxi later we ended up on Tiwi beach, south of Mombasa. We stayed at a place called Twiga Lodge campsite, which is a stunning campsite, on a golden beach with the shade of palm trees. Our tent looked directly out on to the beach with the sea breeze blowing through the entrance. It was heaven. We spent the rest of the day kicking back and having a beer. Jo awoke with the sunrise as always when we camp. Shortly followed by a grumpy sweaty me, when the sun had got high enough to wake me with the heat. Joey strolled out to see the fisherman on the reefs edge at low tide while i was still trying to not let the sun wake me. In the end the sun won, but i craftily moved the tent instead! Joey had a great time, hunting around in the coral pools finding lots of bright fish and nudibranchs, a sea cucumber (not a gherkin as I have always thought), brittle stars and cowries. We walked to Diani resort further up the beach, which was mazungu madness. Have not seen so many white people since arriving in Africa. We had to dash back before the tide rose too far and cut us off from Tiwi. Not for the first time since arriving in Africa my virility was put to the question again. In Africa to be married and not have a baby within your first year is quite odd, serious looks of concern follow. They find it hard to comprehend that it is a choice, and assume that i am a Jaffa (probably). The next day we mainly read books, Joey swam, I hid in the shade, Joey made a yummy fruit salad, I made yummy tomato and carrot sandwiches. This was all thanks to 'The Mango Man' who visited us in our tent earlier that morning. That evening in the bar we met Simon and Mark from Wilminster near Longleat on their hols. (thanks for beers if you read this). Very friendly and spent the night talking about travel experiences and old enfield motorbikes in India. Saturday morning, an early start, packed the tent and strode off to meet our taxi. Waited around for half hour while the driver was located. Met up with Simon and Mark again, and shared the costs to the main road, as they were catching a matatu in the opposite direction to see a friend in Malindi. The first matatu to Ukunda was mellow matatu of the year, with tracks such as Chris De Burghs 'Lady in Red', cheering Jo up no end. Unfortunately this was about as good as it was going to get for the rest of the day. The next stop was Lunga Lunga on the Kenyan Tanzanian border, although the border has a 6km no mans land. Despite this several small villages have cropped up there. To get through this 6km, we caught a tutu to the next border. We have explained this is a very small 3 seater vehicle. Bruno our driver managed to fit 12 people in his. On arriving at the Tanzania side, we got our 3 month stamp and found another matatu to take us the final stretch to Tanga. Dave was surprisingly unconcerned that the windscreen was shattered and it looked generally like it had seen better days. Things started off well and it was only half full, stopping at each village to collect new passengers and dropping others off. Probably about an hour or so from Tanga, it became so full that it was no longer funny. By the way, this journey was only 45km but managed to take 2.5 hours. Dave lost count at 25 people and that was before they were squashed in, crouched over the seated people (of which we were thankfully 2) and hanging out of the doors. We had read that recently in Kenya they had got strict about numbers in matatus and that it shouldn't exceed the number of seats (14), which was great. In our first Tanzanian experience this was shown obviously to not be the case here. Matters were made worse when a yellow plastic drum spilt petrol over the floor and the conductor lit his cigarette while standing right next to the vehicle during one stop. Dave informed me later that he was so close to pushing everyone out of the way and legging it outside! However someone then threw sawdust over the spill so that calmed him down a bit. I was pleased to unaware of this at the time as I was squashed up to the edge, but thankfully next to an open window. Today we sit in our Tanga internet cafe and have just been told our time is up!!! We have yet to find a Tango drink so may have to settle for a boogie round our hotel room to satisfy the title of this installment!! More about Tango soon, but it is a really nice place. xxx

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